AND THAT’S THE GAME, FOLKS!!!!

Awards:

"Toro Toro" Award - RoadRunner Courier Service

Magic Missile - 80 mph

 

"10 Ring" Award - "2nd Amendment" Bob's Shooting Range and Miniature Golf Emporium

SYNJ – 5 sets of incend LMG fire set his target on fire and burn him up

 

"Exit Stage Left" Award - The Parthenon Players Theater Company

Black Jesse’s Revenge – Turn 2 Phase 4, taking a cycle and starting next to a ramcar with a rocket booster

 

"Chunky Salsa" Award - JalaHaber Pepper Company

Black Jesse’s Revenge – Getting T-boned on a motorcycle

 

"Close But No Cigar" Award - Castro Cabana Cigar Company

Taliban Taxi – two quick T-bones put him in first place until the very end

 

“Let It Ride" award - New Laughlin, Nevada Casino Commission and Tourism Authority

Nacho Cheese – multiple cars burning and exploding from his flame throwers

 

"Death by Design" Award - Brain Trust Autoworks

Nacho Cheese – concealed flamethrowers left numerous targets at the mercy of the flames

 

"Boom Stick" Award - Smokin' Joe's Surplus Military Hardware Supply

Magic Missile – a single Heavy MG blast outranked flamethrowers, LMGs, and oil guns.

 

 

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Last Updated: 9/3/2003 12:05 AM

    

Scoring:

Nacho Cheese

127 pts

The Taliban Taxi

40 pts

Slickster

7 pts

SYNJ

5 pts

Mean Idea

-36 pts

Magic Missile

-37 pts

Black Jesse’s Revenge

–38 pts

NNN

–40 pts

 

 

 

 

Duel 5 has ended.

 

 

Last phase:

Turn 8 Phase 1

Slickster

Straight

50 mph

Nacho Cheese

Major fishtail left, straight

30 mph

The Taliban Taxi

Straight

20 mph

Magic Missile

Straight, straight

75 mph

Nacho Cheese is in control and above 100 pts, ending the duel.

 

Turn 8 Phase 0

Slickster

Maintain 50

50 mph

Nacho Cheese

OOC, maintain 30

30 mph

The Taliban Taxi

Dead, decel 5

20 mph

Magic Missile

Dead, decel 5

75 mph

 

Turn 7 EOT

Magic Missile falls unconscious from fire, becoming a full kill to SYNJ.  +40 pts SYNJ, - 40 pts Magic Missile.

 

Turn 7 Phase 5 Movement

Slickster

Straight

50 mph

Nacho Cheese

D5(4) bend right

60 mph

The Taliban Taxi

½ inch straight

25 mph

Magic Missile

Straight, straight

80 mph

Nacho Cheese turn hard and T-bones Taliban Taxi on the left side at 60 mph.  Nacho Cheese loses metal armor and his airdam, dropping an obstacle.  Taliban Taxi drops an obstacle and has his left armor breached, damage going internal, knocking John Walker Lindh unconscious!  Full kill for Nacho Cheese!  +40 Nacho Cheese, -40 Taliban Taxi.  Nacho Cheese loses control from the collision.

Nacho Cheese is quoted as saying: “That's what happens to Islamic militants in MY country: Chunky salsa!”

John Walker Lindh is quoted as: “”.

 

Turn 7 Phase 4 Combat

Nacho Cheese is quoted as saying “Playing for 2nd place?!?!  Watch this!”

Nacho Cheese hits Taliban Taxi with a brutal point blank twin flamethrower shot.

The Nacho Cheese driver is quoted as saying “Barbeque anyone?  There’s plenty for all!”

Gate 1

Slickster

Driven by Eric Freeman

Mid-Sized, electric engine, driver only, 4 tires.

Oil gun left (HT Ammo),

 dischargers: 1 front, 2 left, 2 right, 2 under, 1 back. 

4 wheel hubs, 2 wheel guards back. 

Spoiler, airdam, metal armor on ramplate. Non-fireproof front left tire.

 

Gate 2

Nacho Cheese

Driven by Jeff Dodge

Sloped luxury, electric engine, driver only, 4 tires.

2 Flamethrowers right,

2 wheel hubs front, 2 wheel guards back.

Spoiler, airdam, ramplate.

Gate 3

Mean Idea 2053

Driven by David Noal

Compact, gas engine, driver only (unconscious), 4 tires.

Mine dropper back.

Spoiler, airdam, ramplate.  Normal plastic armor on left, back, under.

Gate 4

SYNJ

Driven by Dave “Teflon Cobra” McGee

Compact, gas engine, 2 crew, 4 slicks.

2 LMG with incend ammo front, 1 LMG with incend ammo in turret. 

Dischargers: 1 front, 2 left, 2 right, 2 under, 2 top, 1 back. 

4 wheel hubs, 4 wheel guards. 

Spoiler, airdam. (plastic armor right)

 

Gate 5

The Taliban Taxi

Driven by John Walker Lindh

Sloped compact, gas engine, driver only, 4 tires.

Large Bore front, Dischargers: 1 front, 2 left, 2 right, 1 back. 

2 wheel hubs front, 2 wheel guards back. 

Spoiler, airdam (destroyed), ramplate.  Metal armor on ramplate.

 

Gate 6

Black Jesse’s Revenge

Driven by Mad Dog Fargo

Sloped heavy cycle, electric engine (destroyed), driver only (dead), 2 tires.  Laser front, dropped solid back.  Dischargers 1 front, 1 back.  Armored Cycle windshell (destroyed), 2 wheel guards, 4 wheel hubs.

Gate 7

NNN

Driven by Joe Reynolds

Mid-sized, electric engine, driver only (dead), 4 tires.

2 Flechette guns right (destroyed), 3 rockets front.

Dischargers: 1 front, 2 left, 2 under, 1 right, 1 back.

3 armored wheel hubs (FL, FR, BR), 2 wheel guards back.

Spoiler, airdam, ramplate.

Gate 8

Magic Missile

Driven by Mike McNeill

Sloped compact, electric engine, driver only, 4 tires.  Turreted HMG with HD ammo, spike dropper back, discharger front.

2 wheel hubs front, 2 wheel guards back.  Non-fireproof plastic armor right, back

 

 

Welcome to the Tri-State Auto Rally Play By E-Mail Division 20K Invitational!

All AADA rules apply, including:

A player that completely crosses CP1–4 (red lines) will net 1 point.

A player that completely crosses CP5-8 (blue lines) will net 2 points.

Crossing the same CP numerous times will net no additional points.

 

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