Turn 7 Phase 1 Combat

Navigator sends another barrage of point blank laser guided rockets thru PullMyFinger’s devastated front end.  One rocket goes wide, but the other two do enough internal damage to destroy PMF’s engine, earning a mobility kill and ending the game with 100 pts.

 

Turn 7 Phase 1

PullMyFinger

None

0 mph

M44

Decel to 40 mph (Dead)

40 mph

Navigator 40

None

0 mph

Roadside Assistance

Maintain 40 mph

40 mph

Roadside Assistance drives over Minas’s pyrophoric oil, losing his front right wheel and losing control.

 

Turn 7 Phase 0

PullMyFinger

Maintain 0 mph

0 mph

M44

Decel to 40 mph (Dead)

40 mph

Navigator 40

Decel to 0 mph

0 mph

Roadside Assistance

Maintain 40 mph

40 mph

 

Turn 6 Phase 5

PullMyFinger

D1 bend right

70 mph

M44

Conform to wall (dead)

45 mph

Navigator 40

None

10 mph

Roadside Assistance

Straight

40 mph

PMF turns on ice, miraculously managing to complete a turn and not lose control significantly enough to matter.  PMF T-bones Navigator at 70 mph.  PMF drops sand, and Navigator’s targeting laser and 3 rocket launchers fire automatically.  The laser connects, and two of the three rockets connect as well.  PMF’s front armor metal over plastic, is not breached from the rocket fire.  PMF’s front armor is breached from the collision, but Navigator’s right armor is not.  PMF does drop metal in the collision and comes to a complete stop.  Neither of the crew are stunned.

 

Turn 6 Phase 4

PullMyFinger

Straight

70 mph

M44

Conform to wall (dead)

45 mph

Navigator 40

None

10 mph

Roadside Assistance

None

40 mph

 

Turn 6 Phase 3 Combat

PMF’s gunner fires his turreted HMGs into Navigator’s right side, hitting plastic armor and causing debris.

 

Turn 6 Phase 3

PullMyFinger

Straight, D1(0) drift right

70 mph

M44

Conform to wall (dead)

45 mph

Navigator 40

None

10 mph

Roadside Assistance

Straight

40 mph

 

Turn 6 Phase 2

Minas

Roll 1 inch

30 mph

PullMyFinger

Straight

70 mph

M44

Conform to wall (dead)

45 mph

Navigator 40

Accel to 10 mph

10 mph

Roadside Assistance

Accel to 40 mph, D2 bend right

40 mph

Minas rolls into the wall and conforms, coming to a complete stop.

 

Turn 6 Phase 1

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

Straight (dead)

20 mph

Minas

Roll 1 inch

30 mph

PullMyFinger

D1(0) bend left, straight

70 mph

M44

Conform to wall (dead)

45 mph

Navigator 40

Spinout

30 mph

Roadside Assistance

D1 bend right

35 mph

Mordenkainen hits the wall and comes to a complete stop.  Navigator spins out into the wall, coming to a complete stop.  As he spins out, he re-crosses the pyrophoric oil, taking additional tire and underbody damage, going internal.

 

Turn 6 Phase 0

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

Decel to 20 mph

20 mph

Minas

Decel to 30 mph

30 mph

PullMyFinger

Accel to 70 mph

70 mph

M44

Decel to 45 mph

45 mph

Navigator 40

Maintain 30 mph (ooc)

30 mph

Roadside Assistance

Maintain 35 mph

35 mph

 

Turn 5 EOT

Navigator does not catch on fire from his firemods.

Minas’s crew falls unconscious from the flames, awarding Roadside Assistance a full kill (+40)

MDR catches on fire from M44’s oil hit.  He has no fire extingusher, and the combination of his gasoline engine and his flaming oil jet provide too tempting a target for the hand of fate.  He explodes in a fiery conflagration, posthumously awarding M44 a full kill +40.

 

Turn 5 Phase 5

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

½ inch straight (dead)

25 mph

Minas

Roll onto roof

50 mph

PullMyFinger

D1(0) bend left

60 mph

M44

Straight (no reply)

50 mph

Mad Duck’s Revenge

Straight

30 mph

Navigator 40

Straight

60 mph

Roadside Assistance

D1 bend right

35 mph

Just before Navigator 40 T-bones M44, the pyrophoric oil dropped ignites, causing damage to all 4 tires and underbody.  Navigator loses control.  Navigator still plows into the left side of M44.  Both cars produce obstacles.  Navigator’s ramplate is real, and his armor is plastic.  A bumper-triggered sand discharger is fired underneath Navigator.  It is not breached in the collsion.  M44’s left armor is breached, sending damage internal, knocking the driver unconscious, awarding Navigator a full kill (+40 Navigator, -40 M44).  Navigator does not further lose control for the collision or the obstacle he hit.  Navigator conforms M44 around and into the wall.  M44 then moves forward, conforming to the wall.

 

The game will end on Turn 10 Phase 5 Combat in accordance with the CWRQ.

 

 

Turn 5 Phase 4 Combat

M44 drops a left mounted oil discharger.

MDR’s driver tries to connect with PMF’s left side, and misses slightly.

In a hugely dramatic turn events, Roadside Assistance, from the entirely other side of the arena, homes in on PullMyFinger’s left armor with a hellacious triple armor piercing laser guided rocket launcher barrage…….and misses.  The wall, however, won’t be the same without years of therapy and possibly a lifetime supply of Percoset.

 

Turn 5 Phase 4

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

None (dead)

25 mph

Minas

Roll onto left side

50 mph

PullMyFinger

D1(0) bend left

60 mph

M44

Trivial skid

50 mph

Mad Duck’s Revenge

None

30 mph

Navigator 40

D3(2) bend left

60 mph

Roadside Assistance

None

35 mph

The Minas driver is quoted as saying "I hereby extend my most sincere sympathy towards the most uncomfortable
predicament encountered by the M44 vehicle. I, at least, have fun rolling !"

 

Turn 5 Phase 3 Combat

PMF makes a snapshot at MDR’s front left mangled tire, finishing it off.  Largely due to MDR’s low speed, he does not lose control.

 

Turn 5 Phase 3

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

Straight (dead)

25 mph

Minas

Roll onto wheels

50 mph

PullMyFinger

D1(0) bend left

60 mph

M44

Major fishtail left, moderate skid, decel to 50 mph

50 mph

Mad Duck’s Revenge

D3 bend left

30 mph

Navigator 40

Decel to 60 mph, D3(2) bend right

60 mph

Roadside Assistance

D1 bend right

35 mph

 

Turn 5 Phase 2 Combat

MDR makes an unlikely lead connection with PMF’s left armor, knocking some debris loose.  Suberb driving keeps PMF from losing control.  PMF’s driver, FatBack, also drops sand from the front mounted sand dropper before M44’s oil can ignite under him.  As if his day wasn’t going badly enough, M44 is hit by a devastating triple LGL RL attack from Navigator, blowing off an obstacle and sending M44 careening out of control.

 

Turn 5 Phase 2

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

No movement (dead)

25 mph

Minas

Roll onto right side

50 mph

PullMyFinger

D1(2) bend left

60 mph

M44

Straight

60 mph

Mad Duck’s Revenge

Decel to 30 mph, no movement

30 mph

Navigator 40

D1(0) bend left

70 mph

Roadside Assistance

Decel to 35 mph, ½ inch straight

35 mph

 

Turn 5 Phase 1 Combat

M44’s gunner fires off an oil shot in front of PMF.

 

Turn 5 Phase 1

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

Straight (dead)

25 mph

Minas

Roll onto roof

50 mph

PullMyFinger

Straight, D1(0) bend left

60 mph

M44

D1(0) drift right, straight

60 mph

Mad Duck’s Revenge

Minor fishtail right, straight

40 mph

Navigator 40

Straight, D1(0) bend right

70 mph

Roadside Assistance

Straight

45 mph

 

Turn 5 Phase 0

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

Decel to 25 mph

25 mph

Minas

Decel to 50 mph

50 mph

PullMyFinger

Decel to 60 mph

60 mph

M44

Maintain 40 mph

60 mph

Mad Duck’s Revenge

Maintain 40 mph

40 mph

Navigator 40

Maintain 70 mph

70 mph

Roadside Assistance

Decel to 35 mph

45 mph

 

Turn 4 EOT

Minas burns but does not explode.

MDR does not catch on fire.

 

Turn 4 Phase 5 Combat

PMF drops sand.  The oil under him ignites to no effect.

MDR has no such luck, takes damage to his FR tire and his underbody and loses control.

 

Turn 4 Phase 5

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

Straight (dead)

30 mph

Minas

Turn sideways & ROLL

70 mph

PullMyFinger

Straight

65 mph

M44

D1(0) bend right

60 mph

Mad Duck’s Revenge

Straight

40 mph

Battle Wagon

½ inch (dead)

30 mph

Navigator 40

Accel to 70 mph, D2(1) swerve right

70 mph

Roadside Assistance

Straight

45 mph

Battle Wagon hits the gate and conforms, sticking straight out of the wall.

Minas turns sideways and rolls, on fire.

Roadside Assistance is quoted as saying: "This is your On-Star Advisor.  We have detected an air-bag deployment in your vehicle.  Do you require assistance?"

 

 

Turn 4 Phase 4 Combat

RSA opens up a whole case of whoopass on Minas, hitting him with solid LGL’d AP RL shots, blasting metal armor off and sending damage to the plastic below.  Minas is now out of control.

Meanwhile, M44 sends oil out in front of PMF and MDR.

 

Turn 4 Phase 4

Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car

None (dead)

30 mph

Minas

Straight

70 mph

PullMyFinger

D1(0) bend left

65 mph

M44

D3(2) bend left

60 mph

Mad Duck’s Revenge

Straight

40 mph