Turn 7 Phase 1 Combat
Navigator sends another barrage of point blank
laser guided rockets thru PullMyFinger’s devastated front end. One rocket goes wide, but the other two do
enough internal damage to destroy PMF’s engine, earning a mobility kill and
ending the game with 100 pts.
Turn 7 Phase 1
|
PullMyFinger |
None |
0 mph |
|
M44 |
Decel to 40 mph (Dead) |
40 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
None |
0 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Maintain 40 mph |
40 mph |
Roadside Assistance drives over Minas’s
pyrophoric oil, losing his front right wheel and losing control.
Turn 7 Phase 0
|
PullMyFinger |
Maintain 0 mph |
0 mph |
|
M44 |
Decel to 40 mph (Dead) |
40 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Decel to 0 mph |
0 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Maintain 40 mph |
40 mph |
Turn 6 Phase 5
|
PullMyFinger |
D1 bend right |
70 mph |
|
M44 |
Conform to wall (dead) |
45 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
None |
10 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Straight |
40 mph |
PMF turns on ice, miraculously managing to complete
a turn and not lose control significantly enough to matter. PMF T-bones Navigator at 70 mph. PMF drops sand, and Navigator’s targeting
laser and 3 rocket launchers fire automatically. The laser connects, and two of the three rockets connect as well. PMF’s front armor metal over plastic, is not
breached from the rocket fire. PMF’s
front armor is breached from the collision, but Navigator’s right armor is not. PMF does drop metal in the collision and
comes to a complete stop. Neither of
the crew are stunned.
Turn 6 Phase 4
|
PullMyFinger |
Straight |
70 mph |
|
M44 |
Conform to wall (dead) |
45 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
None |
10 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
None |
40 mph |
Turn 6 Phase 3 Combat
PMF’s gunner fires his turreted HMGs into Navigator’s
right side, hitting plastic armor and causing debris.
Turn 6 Phase 3
|
PullMyFinger |
Straight, D1(0) drift right |
70 mph |
|
M44 |
Conform to wall (dead) |
45 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
None |
10 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Straight |
40 mph |
Turn 6 Phase 2
|
Minas |
Roll 1 inch |
30 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
Straight |
70 mph |
|
M44 |
Conform to wall (dead) |
45 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Accel to 10 mph |
10 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Accel to 40 mph, D2 bend right |
40 mph |
Minas rolls into the wall and conforms, coming
to a complete stop.
Turn 6 Phase 1
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
Straight (dead) |
20 mph |
|
Minas |
Roll 1 inch |
30 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
D1(0) bend left, straight |
70 mph |
|
M44 |
Conform to wall (dead) |
45 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Spinout |
30 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
D1 bend right |
35 mph |
Mordenkainen hits the wall and comes to a
complete stop. Navigator spins out into
the wall, coming to a complete stop. As
he spins out, he re-crosses the pyrophoric oil, taking additional tire and
underbody damage, going internal.
Turn 6 Phase 0
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
Decel to 20 mph |
20 mph |
|
Minas |
Decel to 30 mph |
30 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
Accel to 70 mph |
70 mph |
|
M44 |
Decel to 45 mph |
45 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Maintain 30 mph (ooc) |
30 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Maintain 35 mph |
35 mph |
Turn 5 EOT
Navigator does not catch on fire from his
firemods.
Minas’s crew falls unconscious from the flames,
awarding Roadside Assistance a full kill (+40)
MDR catches on fire from M44’s oil hit. He has no fire extingusher, and the
combination of his gasoline engine and his flaming oil jet provide too tempting
a target for the hand of fate. He
explodes in a fiery conflagration, posthumously awarding M44 a full kill +40.
Turn 5 Phase 5
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
½ inch straight (dead) |
25 mph |
|
Minas |
Roll onto roof |
50 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
D1(0) bend left |
60 mph |
|
M44 |
Straight (no reply) |
50 mph |
|
Mad Duck’s Revenge |
Straight |
30 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Straight |
60 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
D1 bend right |
35 mph |
Just before Navigator 40 T-bones M44, the
pyrophoric oil dropped ignites, causing damage to all 4 tires and
underbody. Navigator loses
control. Navigator still plows into the
left side of M44. Both cars produce
obstacles. Navigator’s ramplate is
real, and his armor is plastic. A
bumper-triggered sand discharger is fired underneath Navigator. It is not breached in the collsion. M44’s left armor is breached, sending damage
internal, knocking the driver unconscious, awarding Navigator a full kill (+40
Navigator, -40 M44). Navigator does not
further lose control for the collision or the obstacle he hit. Navigator conforms M44 around and into the
wall. M44 then moves forward,
conforming to the wall.
The game will end on Turn 10 Phase 5 Combat in
accordance with the CWRQ.
Turn 5 Phase 4 Combat
M44 drops a left mounted oil discharger.
MDR’s driver tries to connect with PMF’s left
side, and misses slightly.
In a hugely dramatic turn events, Roadside
Assistance, from the entirely other side of the arena, homes in on
PullMyFinger’s left armor with a hellacious triple armor piercing laser guided
rocket launcher barrage…….and misses.
The wall, however, won’t be the same without years of therapy and
possibly a lifetime supply of Percoset.
Turn 5 Phase 4
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
None (dead) |
25 mph |
|
Minas |
Roll onto left side |
50 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
D1(0) bend left |
60 mph |
|
M44 |
Trivial skid |
50 mph |
|
Mad Duck’s Revenge |
None |
30 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
D3(2) bend left |
60 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
None |
35 mph |
The Minas driver is quoted as saying "I hereby extend
my most sincere sympathy towards the most uncomfortable
predicament encountered by the M44 vehicle. I, at least, have fun rolling
!"
Turn 5 Phase 3 Combat
PMF makes a snapshot at MDR’s front left
mangled tire, finishing it off. Largely
due to MDR’s low speed, he does not lose control.
Turn 5 Phase 3
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
Straight (dead) |
25 mph |
|
Minas |
Roll onto wheels |
50 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
D1(0) bend left |
60 mph |
|
M44 |
Major fishtail left, moderate skid, decel to
50 mph |
50 mph |
|
Mad Duck’s Revenge |
D3 bend left |
30 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Decel to 60 mph, D3(2) bend right |
60 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
D1 bend right |
35 mph |
Turn 5 Phase 2 Combat
MDR makes an unlikely lead connection with
PMF’s left armor, knocking some debris loose.
Suberb driving keeps PMF from losing control. PMF’s driver, FatBack, also drops sand from the front mounted
sand dropper before M44’s oil can ignite under him. As if his day wasn’t going badly enough, M44 is hit by a
devastating triple LGL RL attack from Navigator, blowing off an obstacle and
sending M44 careening out of control.
Turn 5 Phase 2
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
No movement (dead) |
25 mph |
|
Minas |
Roll onto right side |
50 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
D1(2) bend left |
60 mph |
|
M44 |
Straight |
60 mph |
|
Mad Duck’s Revenge |
Decel to 30 mph, no movement |
30 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
D1(0) bend left |
70 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Decel to 35 mph, ½ inch straight |
35 mph |
Turn 5 Phase 1 Combat
M44’s gunner fires off an oil shot in front of
PMF.
Turn 5 Phase 1
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
Straight (dead) |
25 mph |
|
Minas |
Roll onto roof |
50 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
Straight, D1(0) bend left |
60 mph |
|
M44 |
D1(0) drift right, straight |
60 mph |
|
Mad Duck’s Revenge |
Minor fishtail right, straight |
40 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Straight, D1(0) bend right |
70 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Straight |
45 mph |
Turn 5 Phase 0
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
Decel to 25 mph |
25 mph |
|
Minas |
Decel to 50 mph |
50 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
Decel to 60 mph |
60 mph |
|
M44 |
Maintain 40 mph |
60 mph |
|
Mad Duck’s Revenge |
Maintain 40 mph |
40 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Maintain 70 mph |
70 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Decel to 35 mph |
45 mph |
Turn 4 EOT
Minas burns but does not explode.
MDR does not catch on fire.
Turn 4 Phase 5 Combat
PMF drops sand. The oil under him ignites to no effect.
MDR has no such luck, takes damage to his FR
tire and his underbody and loses control.
Turn 4 Phase 5
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
Straight (dead) |
30 mph |
|
Minas |
Turn sideways & ROLL |
70 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
Straight |
65 mph |
|
M44 |
D1(0) bend right |
60 mph |
|
Mad Duck’s Revenge |
Straight |
40 mph |
|
Battle Wagon |
½ inch (dead) |
30 mph |
|
Navigator 40 |
Accel to 70 mph, D2(1) swerve right |
70 mph |
|
Roadside Assistance |
Straight |
45 mph |
Battle Wagon hits the gate and conforms,
sticking straight out of the wall.
Minas turns sideways and rolls, on fire.
Roadside Assistance is quoted as saying:
"This is your On-Star Advisor. We
have detected an air-bag deployment in your vehicle. Do you require assistance?"
Turn 4 Phase 4 Combat
RSA opens up a whole case of whoopass on Minas,
hitting him with solid LGL’d AP RL shots, blasting metal armor off and sending
damage to the plastic below. Minas is
now out of control.
Meanwhile, M44 sends oil out in front of PMF and
MDR.
Turn 4 Phase 4
|
Mordenkainen’s Faithful Car |
None (dead) |
30 mph |
|
Minas |
Straight |
70 mph |
|
PullMyFinger |
D1(0) bend left |
65 mph |
|
M44 |
D3(2) bend left |
60 mph |
|
Mad Duck’s Revenge |
Straight |
40 mph |