DUEL 8:

QuadZilla

 

And that’s the game, folks!

 

1st place Griswold Special

2nd place KingCarl 50

3rd place S-Car

4th place Feta Cheese

5th place – TWN

8th place – 3 way tie: Suicide Machine, FORD, Satyagraha

Last Updated: 5/19/2004 10:25 PM

    

Scoring:

Alive

Griswold Special +102 pts

Feta Cheese +52 pts

 

Dead

KingCarl50 +95 pts

S-Car +55 pts

ThreeWordName -38 pts

Suicide Machine –40 pts

FORD –40 pts

Satyagraha -40 pts

 

 

Awards:

"Toro Toro" Award - RoadRunner Courier Service

S-Car - 250 mph

Look at that S-Car Go!

 

"10 Ring" Award - "2nd Amendment" Bob's Shooting Range and Miniature Golf Emporium

Feta Cheese – 8 hits throughout the duel, the MGs that just wouldn’t quit

 

"Exit Stage Left" Award - The Parthenon Players Theater Company

FORD – Turn 1 Phase 4, T-boning KingCarl 50 in a race car

 

"Chunky Salsa" Award - JalaHaber Pepper Company

KingCarl50 and S-Carl – A head-on 370 mph collision

 

"Close But No Cigar" Award - Castro Cabana Cigar Company

KingCarl50 – with a kill, and a full lap under his belt, S-Car cuts him off moments from victory

 

“Let It Ride" award - New Laughlin, Nevada Casino Commission and Tourism Authority

Griswold Special – two high-chance laser shots earn him two back to back kills

 

"Death by Design" Award - Brain Trust Autoworks

TWN – a turreted cyberlinked VMG and an oil gun could have spelled disaster for everybody in this high speed environment

 

"Boom Stick" Award - Smokin' Joe's Surplus Military Hardware Supply

Griswold Special – two back to back pulsed laser hits on two different targets

 

 

 

 

Turn 13 Phase 3 Combat

Ellen Griswold lashes out with a dead-on strike to TWN’s front left tire, burning it clear off.  TWN loses control.

[Editor’s Note: TWN’s crash result is a roll.  He will land on his side, a full kill.  Feta Cheese concedes that he is unable to alter that outcome.  Griswold Special is awarded a full kill, reaching 100 pts and ending the game.]

 

 

Gate 2

Feta Cheese

Gate 6

Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with CB and Optional Family Fun Pack

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gate 1

Suicide Machine

Gate 4

F.O.R.D.

Gate 5

KingCarl50

Gate 7

S-Car

Gate 3

Satyagraha

Gate 8

ThreeWordName

 

 

 

Gate 1

Suicide Machine

Driven by The Night Rider

Sloped streamlined compact, electric engine (destroyed), driver only (dead), 4 tires.

Spoiler, Airdam.

Gate 2

Feta Cheese

Driven by Jeff Dodge

Sloped streamlined sedan, electric engine, driver only, 4 tires.

Two MGs with HD ammo left.  Spoiler, airdam, 4 armored wheel hubs, 4 armored wheel guards.

Gate 3

Satyagraha

Driven by Barton Birsch

Sloped luxury, electric engine, driver only, 4 tires.

Autocannon front, 2 MGs (HD Ammo) back, 2 dischargers left, 2 dischargers right.  Spoiler, airdam, 4 armored wheel hubs, 2 armored wheel guards. (laser reflective, breached right side)

Gate 4

F.O.R.D.

(Fast Only Rolling Downhill)

Driven by David Noal

Sloped streamlined Formula 1, gas engine (destroyed), driver only(dead), 4 tires.  Spoiler, airdam, 4 armored wheel hubs.

Gate 5

KingCarl50

Driven by Eric Freeman

Sloped streamlined luxury, gas engine, driver only, 4 slicks.

Ramplate, spoiler, airdam, dischargers front, back, left (2) (gone), right (2), under (1), top (2).  2 armored wheel hubs front, 2 armored wheel guards back.  Rocket booster back (used). (breached left side)

Gate 6

Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with CB and Optional Family Fun Pack

Driven by Clark

Gunnered by Ellen

Sloped station wagon, electric engine, 2 crew, 4 tires.

Turreted energy weapon, dischargers front, left, right, back.  Spoiler, airdam.  4 armored wheel hubs, 2 armored wheel guards back.

Gate 7

S-Car

Driven by Some Smelly European Guy

Formula 1, electric engine, driver only, 4 slicks.

Spolier, airdam, discharger left, discharger right, 2 rocket boosters rear.(both used)

Gate 8

ThreeWordName

Driven by Florian Ferrand

Sloped sedan, gas engine, 2 crew, 4 tires.

Oil gun with ice ammo right, turreted small bore, discharger under.

Spoiler, airdam, bumper spikes front.

4 armored wheel hubs, 2 armored wheel guards back.

 

 

Welcome to the Tri-State Auto Rally Play By E-Mail Division 50K Racing Invitational!

All AADA rules apply with the following exceptions:

 

The allowable starting speed for QuadZilla will be increased to be anywhere from 20-80 mph.

 

The blue zones surrounding the columns are Free Fire Zones (FFZ).

If you are inside the FFZ, your tires may be fired upon.

If you are outside of the FFZ, your tires may not be fired upon, even by someone inside the FFZ.

 

Dropped weapons placed in the FFZ are placed without penalty, even if the placing vehicle is outside the FFZ at the time of the placing.

Placing dropped weapons, intentionally or unintentionally, outside of the FFZ will earn a penalty of –5 pts per ¼ by ¼ inch (or part thereof).

Debris from a junk dropper counts as a dropped weapon, but debris and obstacles resulting from damage do not.

 

 

The game ends at 100 pts, or the first to obtain 80 and be in control for 25 phases, like normal.

 

Full and mobility kills are worth 40 and 20 pts each, like normal.

 

In addition, points may be earned by completing a “circuit”.

 

A circuit is defined by a starting point. 

The declaration of a starting point is a public event, and will be marked on the map by ¼ inch by ¼ inch counter.

A driver who declares a starting point, circles at least one column and returns to a position within 2 inches of the starting point will complete a circuit.


Encircling one column is worth 5 pts.

Encircling two columns is worth 15 pts.

Encircling three columns is worth 35 pts.

Encircling four columns is worth 55 pts.

 

No column may be included in a circuit more than once.

 

Once a circuit is complete, a new one may be declared. 

Also, a driver may at any time re-declare his starting point, removing the previous one.

 

Disclaimer: The opinions and editorial comments contained herein are the sole property and responsibility of the appropriate party, and do not reflect the opinions of TSAR, its management, partners, stockholders, bondholders, parent companies, subsidiaries, complete strangers, neighbors, distant relatives, ex-wives, blood enemies or life-long friends.  No person should infer any support and/or condemnation for any auto company.  Those that do will be shot."

 

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