Turn 9 Phase 4

Darwin Award Winner

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight

150 mph

Wagon Train

Straight, ½ inch straight, D1(0) bend left

145 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D2(1) bend left, straight

130 mph

Cheester

D1(0) bend right, straight

135 mph

SwiftDeath

D1(0) drift right, straight, straight, straight

205 mph

 

Turn 9 Phase 3

Darwin Award Winner

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight

150 mph

Wagon Train

Straight, straight, D2(1) bend left

145 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

Straight, straight, D2(1) bend right

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, straight, D2(1) bend right

135 mph

SwiftDeath

Straight, straight, straight, straight

205 mph

 

Turn 9 Phase 2

Darwin Award Winner

Straight, straight, D1(0) bend lright

150 mph

Wagon Train

D1(0) bend left, straight, straight

145 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D1(0) bend left, straight

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, D2(1) bend right, ½ inch straight

135 mph

SwiftDeath

Straight, straight, straight, straight, less than D1(0) bend left

205 mph

 

Trun 9 Phase 1 Combat

DAW decals to 150 mph.

 

Turn 9 Phase 1

Darwin Award Winner

Straight, straight, straight, D2(1) bend right

160 mph

Wagon Train

Straight, straight, D1(0) bend right

145 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

Straight, straight, D1(0) bend right

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, D2(1) bend right, straight

135 mph

SwiftDeath

Straight, straight, straight, straight, ½ straight

205 mph

 

Turn 9 Phase 0

Darwin Award Winner

Maintain 160 mph

160 mph

Wagon Train

Maintain 145 mph

145 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

Maintain 130 mph

130 mph

Cheester

Accel to 135 mph

135 mph

SwiftDeath

Accel to 205 mph

205 mph

I have declared Lancaster to be AWOL, and have removed him from the game.

 

Turn 8 Phase 5

Darwin Award Winner

Straight, straight, D2(1) bend right

160 mph

Wagon Train

D1(0) bend right, straight, straight

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

Straight, ¼ inch straight, D3(2) bend right

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

Straight, D3(2) bend right

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, ½ inch straight, D2(1) bend right

125 mph

SwiftDeath

Straight, straight, straight, straight

190 mph

EUS sideswipes SwiftDeath, conforming him slightly, with no appreciable damage.

 

Turn 8 Phase 4 Combat

Swift Death opens up with a PB range turreted HMG shot on EUS’s front left tire, missing barely.  He also detonated two PDGs, one each right and left, showering everybody with shrapnel.

 

Turn 8 Phase 4

Darwin Award Winner

Straight, Straight, D1(0) Bend right

160 mph

Wagon Train

Straight, 1/2 Straight, D1(0) Bend Left

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

D2(1) Bend Right, Straight

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D3(2) Bend Left, Straight

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, D2(1) Bend Right

125 mph

SwiftDeath

D1(0) Bend Right, Straight, Straight

190 mph

 

Turn 8 Phase 3

Darwin Award Winner

Straight, straight, straight

160 mph

Wagon Train

D1(0) bend right, straight, straight

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

Straight, straight, D2(1) bend right

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D2(1) bend left, straight, straight

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, straight, straight

125 mph

SwiftDeath

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight, straight

190 mph

 

Turn 8 Phase 2

Darwin Award Winner

Straight, straight, straight

160 mph

Wagon Train

Straight, straight, D1(0) bend left

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

Straight, D2(1) bend right

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, straight, D1(0) bend left

125 mph

SwiftDeath

Straight, straight, D3(2) bend left, straight

190 mph

 

Turn 8 Phase 1 Combat

Cheester reaches out and nails DAW in the left side with a full on stream of lead.  DAW is not breached, and does not lose control.

DAW does slow down to 160 mph.

 

Turn 8 Phase 1

Darwin Award Winner

D2(1) bend left, straight, straight, straight

170 mph

Wagon Train

D1(0) bend left, straight, straight

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight

130 mph

Cheester

D1(0) bend right, straight, straight

125 mph

SwiftDeath

D1(0) bend right, straight, straight, straight

190 mph

Turn 8 Phase 0

Darwin Award Winner

Maintain 170

170 mph

Wagon Train

Maintain 145

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

Maintain 122.5

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

Maintain 130

130 mph

Cheester

Accel to 125

125 mph

SwiftDeath

Accel to 190

190 mph

 

Turn 7 Phase 5

Darwin Award Winner

D2(1) bend left, straight, straight

170 mph

Wagon Train

Straight, straight, D1(0) bend right

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

Straight, D2(1) bend right

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

Straight, D2(1) bend left

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, D1(0) bend left

115 mph

TMW (Two Minute Warning)

Continue to spinout

80 mph

SwiftDeath

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight, straight

175 mph

Two Minute Warning spins off the track, and is removed from the game.  SwiftDeath travels an extra inch to compensate for an accidental omission earlier in the turn.

 

Turn 7 Phase 4

Darwin Award Winner

D1(0) bend left, straight, straight

170 mph

Wagon Train

D1(0) bend left, straight, ½ inch straight

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

Straight, straight

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D1(0) bend right, straight

130 mph

Cheester

D1(0) bend right, straight

115 mph

TMW (Two Minute Warning)

Continue to spinout

80 mph

SwiftDeath

D1(0) bend right, straight, straight

175 mph

 

Turn 7 Phase 3

Darwin Award Winner

Straight, straight, D2(1) bend left, straight

170 mph

Wagon Train

Straight, straight, D1(0) bend right

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

Straight, straight

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D1(0) bend right, straight, straight

130 mph

Cheester

Straight, D1(0) bend left

115 mph

TMW (Two Minute Warning)

Continue to spinout

80 mph

SwiftDeath

D3(2) bend right, straight, straight

175 mph

Unable to recover from his spin, TWM continues to head toward his doom, cursing Cheester all the way.

 

Turn 7 Phase 2

Darwin Award Winner

D3(2) bend right, straight, straight

170 mph

Wagon Train

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

Straight, straight

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D1(0) bend right, straight, straight

130 mph

Cheester

D3(2) bend left, straight

115 mph

TMW (Two Minute Warning)

Loose control, spinout, decel to 80 mph

100 mph

SwiftDeath

D2(1) bend right, straight, straight, straight

175 mph

TMW looses control from the loss of his front left wheel and begins to spinout.

 

Turn 7 Phase 1 Combat

Cheester and TWM exchange gunfire, almost.  TMW misses, and Cheester follows up on his last shot, hitting the FL wheel, destroying the wheel hub, and taking the rest of the tire.  TWM is out of control. DAW decels by 10 mph.

 

Turn 7 Phase 1

Darwin Award Winner

Straight, straight, D1(0) bend left, straight

180 mph

Wagon Train

D2(1) bend left, straight, straight

145 mph

Lancaster Z4-5

Straight, straight, straight

122.5 mph

EUS (European Unladen Swallow)

D4(3) bend right, straight, straight

130 mph

Cheester